Titanium Court

Welcome to Titanium Court Table for one You have a reservation I assume You don t Ah I see Just minding your own business before stumbling into a realm of magic and faeries were you Not to worry happens all the time Tell you what why don t I see if we can squeeze you in somewhere while you become acquainted with the many amenities offered by the Court
Amenities such as
Puzzling Battles For tonight s entertainment the Court is at WAR Just a little something to pass the time you see Who s in command Why do you ask Are you volunteering Oh don t worry you won t be issuing orders to these faerie troops They wouldn t follow them anyways I think you ll have more success commanding the terrain itself to fall in your favor haha
Puzzling Narrative Lore dumps are strictly against my religion I m afraid so you ll have to uncover the secrets of the Court yourself Some of them may even fundamentally change you as a person Be careful with those
Diverse and fulfilling career options Warlord Arsonist Celebrity Insurance Fraudster Your time within the Court will qualify you for many of these exalted and lucrative positions
A vast collection of fine art to-wait what s this
Hmmm looks like they re making us take a detour through this list of bullet points Why Did something happen up ahead
Ah yes giant mouse lying right in our path That ll do it Let s not spend too much time rubbernecking Where was I Oh right bullet points Here s the last one
Fully interactive shower for certain definitions of interactive and certain definitions of shower
Also before I forget local ordinance requires I mention that This Game Features a Hefty Amount of Reading so those with allergies or intolerances to such things may wish to steer clear
And here s an open seat
Once again welcome to Titanium Court Please enjoy your stay