77p egg: Eggwife

77 p egg Eggwife is a crude gory toilet-humour-driven first-person shooter inspired by the likes of Postal2 Duke Nukem3 D Goat Simulator and a general tone of quot good enough quot during development an attempt at embracing the jankiness that comes with making your first game
Set in Sheffie England you play as77 p egg a potty-mouthed stick figure briefly mourning the loss of its wife who finds itself on an epic adventure when a trip to the supermarket to find a new life partner gets a little bit weird
Fight your way through angry hordes of sentient sewage such as gelatinous blobs of urine mechanised napalm poo tanks4 ft long tampon helicopters laced with nails and many more There s a milk-worshipping cult too and they re also pretty upset
10 story levels set in around and underneath the city of Sheffie plus two currently endless-wave arena levels and a handful of not-very-good bonus levels
Blast your enemies with an arsenal of quot quot quot UK-Legal quot quot quot weaponry such as the Applicator a scoped long-range tampon applicator the7 Barrel Sh tgun the Crossbowner a silicone-shootin crossbow designed for the bedroom the Stigmatic77000 a high-power high rate-of-fire nailgun and many more
Master various bodily functions and fast-paced movement to stay alive Strafe-running unlocked vertical aiming okay that one isn t crucial at all but feels cool stupid and poop-jumping will keep you one step ahead of your foes Pee on command to put out fires even ones on yourself incapacitate certain enemies or just draw pretty pictures on walls Make sure to eat lots of food to keep your poop meter full you ll need it not only to stock your Sh tgun but to double jump too
Needless amounts of interactivity and detail in parts of the game that really don t matter Stick a fork in a plug socket and get zapped Flush toilets Talk to pedestrians Ride shopping carts Take a poop the size of a bus
Six difficulty levels quot flaccid quot quot Semi quot quot Hard quot quot Knotty quot quot RAGING quot and quot dysfunction quot the latter of which randomises much of the game s content such as the rotation of level geometry weapon functionality movement and more making it potentially much easier to complete a level or perhaps impossible
Replayability Try a pacifist run where you don t kill anything Or blow off some steam trying to get a pass-a-fist run where you ensure everything is dead For a unique and honestly really annoying challenge attempt a vegan run There s also an endless wave-based arena mode with its own arenas a card-picking system for powerups and powerdowns and some unique enemy variants
An original soundtrack by General Mumble sc.Dave ipi Koa and more spanning all sorts of genres from metal to ambient to reggae to checks wikipedia s-...scrumpy amp western
BIG-ASS CLIFFHANGER ENDING that will make you BEG us to do a sequel Eggwife is a complete even a bit overwhelming gaming experience but the saga doesn t end there Like all the great stories told by humanity The Old Man and the Sea Jersey Shore The Hobbit and such it leaves room for the plot to continue and characters to return
Do you have what it takes to help77 p egg find love once again Just making sure you don t forget that s what this game is about