测试/The Test

A MESSAGE TO CONTENT CREATORS
Hey there We know your time is tighter than your bandwidth during a surprise update so we ll be honest this is long But if you give us five minutes and a little scroll wheel love we promise it ll be worth it
This is from the heart Possibly a bit unhinged Definitely written at3 am And absolutely a window into why playing our games on your channel isn t just helpful it might be something that can t be replicated elsewhere
We ve worked so hard for so long and we know you don t owe us anything at all
All we ask for is that you please try to remember a point in time when you just wanted five minutes of someone else s attention and you just wished someone would give you a chance A time where you worked SO hard and you felt like giving up and you just wished someone would give you an opportunity It would mean the absolute world to us if you d continue reading below
Over thirty games Countless questions Enough existential pondering to make a philosopher weep into their wine And somehow somehow you lot stuck around You played You listened You felt Even when we didn t ask you to
And now
Well now it s our turn to be the emotionally exposed weirdos at the party
Let s cut through the dramatic violin music and get right to it
We re not a corporation
We re not a slick operation with espresso machines and ergonomic chairs
We are quite literally a few slightly unhinged people working in the middle of the night high on self-loathing and instant noodles pouring every drop of energy into games that might never make us rich but damn well better mean something
Most months we spend more making games than we earn from them Which is fine because what s money really besides paper you light on fire to keep the dream warm
On a good day we make about023 an hour
On a bad day We call that Tuesday
We don t do this for yachts or golden bidets We do it because we believe naively recklessly romantically that in a world drowning in content there s still value in making something about YOU Something that punches people in the guts and gives them a laugh on the way down
We pay artists musicians voice actors and specialists And then we pay ourselves last if at all Because they deserve it and frankly we can survive off caffeine and vindication
We make games that feel
Not games that cater
Not games that pander
Games that prod at your soft parts and whisper“ You alright in there champ”
Sometimes people cry Sometimes they get mad Sometimes they stare into the middle distance like they ve seen a ghost made of bad decisions And to that we say perfect
We re not here to please everyone We re here to reach someone
And if you re a content creator hello you beautiful algorithmic beast
Yes obviously it helps us if you stream our games Duh Every time someone with a following plays our game one of our team gets their wings Or at least an extra energy drink
But it can really help all parties
Players love seeing their favorite creators wrestle with personal questions They love shouting at the screen“ THAT S what you d choose” They love comparing their results with yours and bonding over your weird choices
It creates desperately needed connection in a world lacking such It makes your audience feel like they re in the room with you laughing cringing judging silently
So whether you re looking to fill30 minutes of airtime spark some deep chat with your community or just want to scream“ NO” at morally ambiguous questions while chat screams back“ YES” this is your moment
And if you don t believe us just take a stroll through YouTube Search for The Test See what the community s saying Spoiler they re the most supportive and lovely people you could imagine Unreasonably lovely The kind of lovely that makes you feel like maybe just maybe the internet isn t a complete wasteland after all
We ve given away games for free and made a handful of free games so those who couldn t afford to play still got the opportunity We ve sold them cheap real cheap We do that not because we think they re worth less but because we know what it s like to have nothing and still want to feel something
So here s what we re asking for
One try
If you love it Great
If you hate it Fair
But someone else might love it You might really love it And you ll never know unless you try
We re not asking for your money
We re asking for your curiosity
Your time
Your heart if you re willing
And if you give us that if you feel something then all the sleepless nights and broken chairs and unpaid hours will have been worth it
Thank you for playing
Thank you for listening
Thank you for making the pain feel a little less stupid
We re Randumb Studios
And we re not stopping Not until the lights go out the server crashes and someone pries the keyboard from our cold carpal-tunnelled hands
With love sarcasm and a mild vitamin deficiency
The Mad Bastards at Randumb Studios
The Test
The Test is a social experiment that can be classified as an atmospheric psychological-simulation with horror elements Dive into your own psyche and get answers to questions you ve kept hidden deep down inside Unlock your mind in ways never done before and experience new found knowledge simply by taking quot The Test quot
You will answer a series of questions that will reveal things from deep within These questions may make you uncomfortable but with great knowledge comes great sacrifice Can you make it all the way through The Test and if you do are you sure you want the answers you seek Features
Short and sweet
The only game of its kind
Very psychological
Sit back relax and answer Yes or No questions to reveal hidden truths
Super affordable for a unique experience