Drywall Eating Simulator

Aren t you tired of being nice Don t you just want to bite something
The Struggle Is Real
Drywall Eating Simulator is a physics-based3 D adventure carefully constructed to simulate the delights of late capitalist life Engage in small talk hit your KPIs and maximize value for shareholders And when you can t take it anymore you go and eat some drywall
Wall Buffet
Peek into your neighbor s apartment navigate a retail nightmare or schmooze your way through a pretentious art gala Where there s a will there s a way and where there s a way there s drywall Smash through walls not just to clear a path but to cope the only way your body knows how
Small Talk is Overrated
Annoying tech bros gamer rivalries and strangers constantly feel the need to overshare Every interaction will raise your stress level Your patience Gone But you know what s always there for you I ll give you a hint it rhymes with schmywall
But Like...Why Drywall
Why not drywall Life is filled with everyday pressures and stressors Your boss is a nightmare your friends keep ghosting you politicians are driving you nuts but not drywall Drywall doesn t ask questions it doesn t gossip it doesn t judge you and it doesn t bore you to death with small talk It crumbles only when you need it to And in that crumble you find yourself or at least find a tasty distraction.Features
Discover the delights of late capitalist drudgery
Multiple levels with a colorful cast of fellow humans to talk to
Delicious drywall But also
Avoid various nosy NPCs trying to get up in your business
Don t let your anger get out of control
Keep your secret safe
Drywall Eating Simulator is a work of fiction Please do not try this at home you will probably damage your teeth