Cat Powered UFO

Do you like psychedelic adventures where you collect cats partake in mischievous shenanigans and be a jerk to NPCs Well this is the game for you
Cat Powered UFO is a Comedy RPG inspired by old-school Super Nintendo games like Earthbound and Zelda
Turn-based battles revolve around minigames which are unique to each enemy
There is also overworld combat where you shoot giant purple plasma beams and dodge-roll around the screen
Combat is easy to learn but offers surprising depth to players who purchase quot Illegal bonuses quot
You can combine these quot Illegal bonuses quot to create insanely powerful synergies However they are often double-edged swords with downsides that can change the game entirely
The whole game is designed to be a short and sweet experience taking48 hours
However there is also a quot True ending quot for those who want to go above and beyond
There is even a quot HARDCORE MODE quot for players who like their games to kick them in the scrotum and probably be impossible
I recommend using an Xbox controller for the best experience However a keyboard also works perfectly well
If you re looking for a whacky and light-hearted experience to fill your day I humbly suggest you try Cat Powered UFO
And with that I leave you with a poem
A poem for you My potential player
Be yourself As you always are
My next request is a bit out far
You re an alien
AN ALIEN
You even have an Alien Wife
Livin that sweet Alien Life
What more could you want
Ok let s say she s pregnant
But no good thing can last for long
THE SPACE DEVIL has come along
He kidnaps your wife
Causing you strife
And so your adventure begins
Your means of travel powered by cats
You look around and how about that
There isn t a cat to be seen or heard
The solution you know to be absurd
To venture into a world you hate
Full of mischief I ll tell you mate
This place is crazy
Lost their minds
No doubt you ll do the same in kind
Strap yourself in
Let us begin
Embrace the madness that s within
You ll laugh you ll cry
You ll probably die
And yeet your keyboard to the sky
But won t regret a dollar spent
Cat Powered UFO
Worth every cent